Have just had a run-in with the office twat. Hes so rude, and he thinks hes so great. I wish they would sack him too and do us all a favour!

And how hard is it to get a plumber? Do none of them want any work nowadays? Im trying to give them money but theyre not interested.

The most useless girl in the Company is going to apply for a Senior position too, thats the funniest thing Ive heard all day! She is the stroppiest, unhelpful, incapable person ever, I really dont see how she thinks she has any qualities for the position.

Oh anyway, its Friday!

Whats everyone doing this weekend?